During the Deepwater Horizon litigation, some of the lawyers circulated a few anonymous parodies of interviews that were given by a lawyer who is not involved in the litigation to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, apparently seeking some attention for himself.  With a Hundred Years of Solitude type feel, they attempt of make light of a fairly incredulous situation.  Are some people really so desperate to feel relevant or see their names in print?  Unbelievable. Outrageous. Offensive. Desperate. Sad.

You Can Read: The King of Shorts here

You Can Read: The Doc of Schlock here